I'm a London-based freelance writer, screenwriter art-director and sometimes consultant, working in a variety of areas within the arts- specifically fashion, film and theatre. It began with art-school, which soon took me into studying fashion, film and literature too after. This is an eclectic Wordpress of all my work outside of that which I do for clients; but I often post some of that work here or on/via my other platforms.
9:30pm and Im sitting in the cinema’s coffee-shop waiting for our 10:50pm screening of The Fate of the Furious. I’m in great company and I live for film, but I’m not sure what to expect- we’re on the franchise’s eighth after all!
I’ve always wanted to visit Cuba. Look how beautiful it is!
Oh thats why we’re here. I wonder who’ll win the race… Oh look! More Cuba!
Her heels look awfully uncomfortable but I guess she’s only there to start the race so I’m sure she’ll put her flip-flops on after
Inevitably, Toretto wins and a car is lost. Yet a friendship is gained. How sweet… (Something tells me this story will play out later at some point.)
This Haka is quite something
Someone’s broken down in the beautiful streets of Cuba. Thank goodness Toretto is nearby.
Is that Charlize Theron?
I dont think I should trust her right now
Don’t join the Dark-side Torretto
I’m hearing exactly what Dwayne Johnson is saying, but all I can hear in my head is Maui singing ‘you’re welcome’
Cars. Cars. Cars…
Maui’s in prison!
Shaw and Luke’s ‘prison-banter’ deserves its own show
Yep, Toretto’s gone rogue! Do we just assume he has a plan?
Kurt Russell is funnier than I remember
Shaw and Luke reunited!
I’d work in a group like this – minus the potential threat if I’m honest
I thought my coding skills were good, you know, being able to do italics etc. But this is next level!
Did I miss the part that explains why Cipher and co don’t react to the thing that’s making everyone else’s heads hurt?
Cars. Cars. Cars… and tank
This is a suspicious van
Hello Helen Miran. Will you be playing… Oh, a character from ‘Eastenders’. I think I like it… Oh I see where you’re going with this…
Damn she swears a lot for a Queen!
I highly doubt anyone’s really dead anymore
Part of me likes Rhodes and I don’t think that was the point of his character
If all this is happening in New York City, a) why isn’t there more panic, why are there no cops? b) surely more people would get hurt?!
Just give them the briefcase!
Toretto reminds me of The Terminator right now
Nice aeroplane but this wardrobe/gun-locker combo is slightly confusing/unrealistic
As is a family behind glass. On a plane. I’m trying to not work out the calculations to see if this works… let’s say it does
They’ve really gone for these Tyrese Gibson jokes!
I was hoping the submarine would look a little more like Steve Zissou’s
Letty is badass!
Okay, this is all pretty over the top… it works and I like it
This part should be called ‘Tension On Ice’
I’ve held baby car-seats and theyre not light. Especially when theres a child in it. I know you’re Jason Statham but seriously, how are you holding it like that? How are you running around and shooting and carrying a baby in car-seat